Utensil Race Sarah Masturbator

utensil-race-sarahUtensil Race Masturbator (£88)

One of the most realistic pocket pussy toys ever made, this amazing Japanese masturbator is now available in the UK.

The inner canal of this toy is the most realistic of any fake vagina toy on the market.

Features a double layer labium, a uterus, and a g-spot!

Penthouse Heather Vandeven Pocket Pussy

penthouse-heather-vandevenPenthouse Pocket Pussy (£14)

A tight pocket pussy that is a replica of famous Penthouse pornstar Heather Vandeven. Let the pussy of a real pornstar wrap around you cock and cling tight as you slide in and out of one of the most desired sweet love holes in the world!

LoveHoney Intense Double Stroker

lovehoney double strokerLoveHoney Double Stroker (£12)

This new double stroker pocket pussy from LoveHoney has been billed as being cheaper than a Fleshlight and twice as effective.

The Intense Double Stroker is a double sided masturbator that has a different texture on each side.  A reversible masturbator that has double the fun for a fraction of the price!

Travel Size Head Honcho Pocket Pussy

travel honchoTravel Head Honcho (£9.99)

The original Sue Johanson Head Honcho is still my favourite pocket pussy, and one I always take with me when I’m away travelling anywhere overnight.  So I’m excited that the company have released an even smaller and more portable version – the Travel Size Head Honcho!

The new Travel Size edition retains the marvellously ribbed inner chamber, but it’s even tighter than before and has an insertable length of only 4.5″.  It also comes with 3 sturdy silicone cock rings to provide some extra support and grip while your penis is having fun sliding in and out of this thing.  The perfect men’s travel companion!

Tracy Cox Superstroker

Tracy Cox SuperstrokerTracy Cox Supersex Stroker (£19.99)

In my opinion, this is only rivalled by the Sue Johanson Head Honcho (see below) as the best cheap pocket pussy you can buy.

The Tracy Cox Supersex Sensation Stroker is a more recent toy than the Head Honcho, as well as being £5 more expensive.  But it is even more sophisticated than the Honcho, with a remarkably nuanced inner sleeve, with ridges, a ball, and tapered width.

You can’t go wrong with this amazingly cheap yet quality pocket pussy.  Click on the image to read some of the glowing customer reviews at LoveHoney.  A superb buy.

Glo Glo Glowing Pocket Pussy

Glo Glo Cyberskin Pocket PussyGlo Glo Glowing Pocket Pussy – £10.99

Easy to grip sexy glow in the dark brightly coloured  pocket pussy.  Beautiful too look at, handle, and especially to feel with your dick inside.

The many inner ridges will certainly be enough to light up your penis with pleasure.

Front pussy orifice, with a tight back anal entrance.

Joy Lite Pussy Love Masturbator

Joy Lite Pussy Love MasturbatorJoy Lite Pussy Love Masturbator – £49.99

This may look like just another Fleshlight rip-off, but in actual fact it’s made from genuine CyberSkin material – the closest you can realistically get to the feeling of human skin in a sex toy.

The interior canal of the masturbation sleeve has been carefully designed to give your penis the sensation of being inside a hot, tight pussy – replete with nubs, ridges, and ticklers.

Free UK delivery from TurnMeOn

Mini Pocket Pussy and Anus

nature skin mini pocket pussyNature Skin Mini Pocket Vagina – £12.99

A new mini-sized pocket pussy that is so affordable it would be a crime not to give it a go.  Especially when you consider that the same range also produces an even tighter pocket anus for the same low price.

These exciting new pocket sex toys for men are made from the latest development in ultra life-like fake skin technology.  The hole is tight, but soft and supple, and at only 4 1/2 inches, the perfect size for both portability and satisfaction.

Cyberskin Pocket Pussy Comfort Grip

Cyberskin Pocket PussyCyberskin Pocket Pussy Comfort Grip – £15.99

Made from the legendary realistic skin material ‘cyberskin’, this pocket pussy is an exceptionally priced male masturbator that also comes recommended as a sex toy for couples.

Cyberskin is very stretchy and this pussy will accomodate just about any size of lubed up penis.

Easy to grip to get the best possible pressure, this toy is also great if you enjoy having your girlfriend or wife stroking you off.

The internal balls create a sensational feeling all along the length of your penis.

Head Honcho – Best Value Pocket Pussy

best-value-pocket-pussySue Johanson Head Honcho – Best Value Pocket Pussy only £14.99!

If you’re looking for a cheap portable sex toy then I can’t recommend the Sue Johanson Head Honcho highly enough.  I got mine from LoveHoney last week and I’ve already had two mind-blowing wanks with it.  I really didn’t expect anything this good and I can now totally understand why this toy is rated so highly across the internet.  In fact, 100% straight up, the first go with this was probably the best masturbation I’ve ever experienced.  My cock started touching the ball at the masturbation sleeve’s end just a few seconds before I came.  Intense.  It was like I’d broken a girl’s hymen just at the moment of my own orgasm.

If you’ve only got £20 to spend on a male masturbator, pick this.  Free delivery from LoveHoney and you have 5 quid to spare.  In fact, to be honest, if you only have £40, buy this.